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splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.
That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.
by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023
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Splindelch

Stephanie: let me touch ur splindelch
Nathaniel: WHAT THE FUCK STEPHANIE
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splinker

a derogatory name for a person who does improv
Person 1: I don’t like Jake, he’s such a splinker.
Person 2: Woah dude, you can’t say that!
by jonahthefly January 29, 2024
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Splinker

A slur used to describe college students who partake in improv.
Hey guys I can’t believe JSchlatt called us all splinkers.
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SLINCE

nnoo thats a slince
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Splice

The act of chopping up someones genitals like a sausage and grilling it, proceeding to put it in replace of a hot dog. It can also be ground up to be served as a hamburger.
Hey Robert! Let's go splice Ronan! I feel like my knife could chop up his stubby chode easily. Make sure to char grill it once you've cut it.
by madw2 April 9, 2024
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