Slainy

Noun
A member of the Overwatch-playing population who's cuteness is only surpassed by their ability to play Mercy both aggresively and offensively. Enemy widows beware when one of these is in your lobby, as your perfectly safe position just became a glowing target for an angry Mercy's pistol. If you encounter one of these rare specimens, do not ignore them and most certainly DO NOT try to counter them in any way, shape or form, as these seemingly delicate creatures are truly invincible while attacking.

I'd like to snipe but there's a Slainy here. Everyone kill the Slainy!

by Wolfjunk September 25, 2018

spainistan

Spain-Pakistan. Refers in a derogatory manner to Spain, by mixing it with Pakistan, therefore implying they're both as fucked up. Often used by Spanish people themselves.

Amerifag: Hey faggot. Where are you from? Your accent is hella fucked.
Francisco Francolandian: I'm from Spainistan you Murican piece of shit.

by Ledditor July 18, 2019

spain village

Something I don't understand.

I don't understand. It's spain village for me...

by l4kh3lh987s986456132444114 August 19, 2019

Splinched

That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.

"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"

by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019

Splinch

Unit of measure for wine, usually a small amount like half a small glass

Dear, would you pour me a splinch?

by Ediggity September 6, 2019

Splinging

To Spling is to anything and everything. Simply put, it's as versatile as the work "Fuck".

Spling you, go Spling yourself. Splinging Splinger. Now Spling off and go do something with your life.

by FatSqueaker November 12, 2020

splank job

Making a huge mess with a bodily fluid (semen, bloody diarrhea, concentrated urine) during sex.

Yea man. It took the bitch an hour to clean up that splank job I gave her last night.

by Father Kane December 24, 2020