Somerset

A complete shithole full of white, middle aged, inbred spastics.

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)

Cows outnumber humans.

Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.

- You’re from Somerset aren’t you?

-Oo-arr I’m from Zummerset innit

-You can’t speak properly, can you?

-‘hat’s cos oi’m inbred innit

by BarronB April 18, 2019

soiler

1) An unclean individual who pollutes his immediate environment and those around him.

2) A bad influence

3) A rich Norweigan

"Peg, that girl you got off with last night was such a soiler!"

by James January 30, 2004

Simerpreet

Simerpreet is a very great human being that enjoy to have fun, he loves the outdoor and is usually a very attractive person and loves the fun time. He hates Hanans and likes the to to watch Netflix. When he looks at you you get mesmerised by is good looks BECUASE he is beautiful. And the greatest gamer in the world. Simerpreet is really good at chess to most of the time. He dose not like being kicked in the legs and expessially from Stephanies .

Simerpreet is very good at have fun times.

by TheNimble2 May 31, 2019

somerfield

a small and hiigh quality supermarket in the UK

by s November 2, 2003

Sommer Ray

A very attractive and sexually appealing girl who is followed by every guy you know on Instagram. Your boyfriend will likely follow her and like her pictures until you tell him not too.

Shelly: my boyfriend follows Sommer Ray on Instagram. Should I be concerned?
Mary: no. Every guy does, and I would be concerned if he didn’t.

by talia04 December 20, 2020

Edmonton Soiler

A Canadian Sex Act involving excessive all night drinking coupled with random drug use, loss of motor functions, faded dim memories, The replacements, sloppy blacked out unprotected sex with half cut sexy-ist swine and an apology note explaining the missing liquor/cheese and/or urine stained mattress in the morning. Also known as getting City Street'd by locals.

Calgarian How I Met Your Mother Fan: "Yo bro, someone i finally found a definition for the Edmonton Soiler. What lugsers, eh."
Douchebagel: "Bout damn time. UP YERS EDMONTON."

OR

Broad: "A damn someone just left one hell of a Edmonton Soiler for me to clean up."

by Chez Fonzerelli February 27, 2011

Somerset

A small town in Kentucky that is humid and mostly farm land. The population of livestock may just be greater than the population of human. Jobs are hard to get, and even harder to keep. You keep climbing but never seem to get anywhere here.

Been working all day long, and I dont have a dime to my name. I must be in somerset.

by Born offire July 1, 2009