1 definition by BarronB

A complete shithole full of white, middle aged, inbred spastics.

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)

Cows outnumber humans.

Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.
- You’re from Somerset aren’t you?

-Oo-arr I’m from Zummerset innit

-You can’t speak properly, can you?

-‘hat’s cos oi’m inbred innit
by BarronB April 18, 2019
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