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Toilet Snooks

(n) Toilet: a fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank.

"Liz heard the toilet flush"

(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.

“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”

This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
KJ: “Oh shit, Don Rickles just died.”

SCOTT: long pause “...Good”

ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”

CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
by Jeff Albino June 10, 2021
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pook a snook

Noun - a word that describes someone you care about, ex: my baby
Thats just my pook a snook right there!
by prettybchris February 3, 2010
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Snookify

To 'snookify', or to be snookified, means to make someone look like or act Snooki, from the tv show Jersey Shore. Sucking on a pickle, wearing a poof in your hair, or getting arrested for harassing people are some examples.
My friend tried to snookify me with the famous poof worn by Snookie.
by JGator8 September 2, 2010
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rat snookie

silly skank who eats dick from the back, her diet consists strictly of semen of many different unknown doners.
by The origanal SAK December 24, 2010
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Snook Thumb

Condition caused by the release or repeated release of Snook (Centropomus spp.); causing abrasions to the hand especially the thumb.
Trevor: We sure caught a lot of Snook today in the 10,000 Islands.

Mike: Ya its too bad Jay could not be here, he would have the worst snook thumb.
by Reel Loco April 19, 2009
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shookie cookie

A word for someone who gets gets shaken a lot but also is is soft like a cookie
Omg Ellie is such a shookie cookie
by Shookenchild January 16, 2017
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Snooker

It is a sport requiring the highest level of, practice, accuracy, patience, determination and positivity that can be imagined. I could say I dislike the physical play of the game too, but I don't watch it for that. I watch it to witness things other people only wish they could pull off doing anything else in the world. Facing odds only masters of their own fates can prevail against. Saying it is lame is just an empty opinion. (:
This younger snooker player is of a rare kind. Over many many years, you will always come across this type at least once, where he brings his ''Practice Table Game'' to the championship games, some say, the most dangerous player is the player, playing just for fun. Winners of any world championship are living proof that they are masters of their own fates.
by Alex - England May 24, 2011
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