The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
by Moonstaff June 8, 2010
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by pam/smashing pandora August 25, 2005
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Me: Hey Nonny, what's for dinner?
Nonny: Oh just the usual Armenian dinner! Including your favorite- Sarma!
Me: Oooh I love sarma!
Nonny: Oh just the usual Armenian dinner! Including your favorite- Sarma!
Me: Oooh I love sarma!
by armeniangirl July 14, 2011
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This totally smarmy guy tried to hit on me the other night. I tried to ignore him, but he just wouldn't stop talking.
by SaschaS July 8, 2005
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