Scipples

Scabby nipples!!!!

"I took off my bra, and the hook scratched my nipple. Then i had scipples"

by TarterSauce007 May 16, 2009

Skipper’s Knuckle

When your ass is being fingered so vigorously and intensely by a partner with fat, sausage fingers that you burst a vessel/hemorrhoid.

I gave Roger a skipper’s knuckle last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

Skipping a Can

The act of hiding a cool, refreshing alcoholic beverage, having failed to consume such a treat during predrinks, in a concealed, secluded location whilst one visits some respectable establishment, wherein said beverage is forbidden, for the purpose of future collection and consumption.

i.e. stashing a few brewskies from predrinks somewhere they'll be safe while you head to a pub/club, so you can grab them on the way back out for afters.

Term derived from the initial act of skippage taking place in some mouldy skip on Camden Street.

"Oi Fiachra, we skipping a can behind that bin before we bop Whelan's?"
"Aye."

by Peanuts Baker February 26, 2018

Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.

I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.

by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020

skippity bop mmm dada

when said everything in a five mile radius fucking explodes

killer queen has already touched that doorknob. SKIPPITY BOP MMM DADA!

by digbicknibba September 28, 2020

Skipper Day

Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))

'Yo, happy skipper day'

'Wat's that?'
'A special day when i can hit u and be a dumb hoe ;))'

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

Tip Sipping

When a guy has the incredible flexibility to suck his own dick, only a true legend can master the art of tip sipping

Guy 1: bro I wish I could be getting a blow job right now
Guy 2: wtf why don't you just start tip sipping
Guy1: are u joking only legends can do that shit

by Ilivforoddfuture April 25, 2013