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shazam!

When a person is holding a handful of semen and "SHAZAM!" its in you face. The person usually runs away. The person who got shazamed is now having a bad day!
1. Teacher: "Chris do you have your homework done?"
Chris: "SHAZAM!!" (runs out door)
Teacher: Damn, now im having a bad day!

2. Jon: "Hey so do you wanna play some ds later?"
Cam: "SHAZAM!" (runs away)
Jon: Shit, i hate semen in the face!
by Gizmo Maguaw May 14, 2007
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shiza

Shiza; v. -the act of emptying one's bowels onto somebody's chest during sex.

Shiza video; adj. -the act of emptying one's bowels onto somebody's chest during sex, taped.

As seen in the 'South Park Movie'. This is possibly the reason why dunderheads mistake 'Shiza' for meaning 'Shit' in German, even though it doesn't.

**Shiza is a made-up word that has become popular by use.**
'Cartman, your mom is in a German Shiza video!'
by F. Johnston August 10, 2007
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Shizaster

A complete and utter "shitty" disaster. A disaster that stretches the meaning of the word disaster beyond it being able to describe and event; thing; point in time.
That was a shizaster; she was a complete shizaster presenting her case; he looks like a shizaster (very diverse).
by CaliforniaMatt September 28, 2008
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SHAZZAM!

A word that is used to express excitement about having found your dream guy, and his name is Dylan.
I found my dream guy. And his name is Dylan. SHAZZAM!
by Cutiecat March 2, 2010
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Stinky Shazad

When you have not washed in 14 years
And smell like a 89 year old turtle.
by Theoriesforyou, October 27, 2019
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shazzam

Verb- To defecate solid feces, to poop, to take a s***, to do number 2
Noun- A really heinous poo
That food from mr foo's chinese place is making me have to shazzam.
There's a rumbly in my tummy... I feel a shazzam coming on.
by The Real Philly March 2, 2008
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Shaza

1. An Australian female of lower social class, usually wearing baggy op shop clothes and old, tight jeans and a face full of cheap cosmetics that don't work.
No Shaza, or Dazza is ever seen without a pack of cigarettes, and a holden ute with a slab of VB (victoria bitter) and two barking blue heelers (type of australian dog) in the tray.
Usually seen "pissed" on thursdays after recieving money for doing nothing from the government (the dole).

2. A female bogan, probably named Sharon, called Shaza or Shaz by her friends.

3. The female version of Dazza, her husband.
Shaza: Daz, could get me some more ciggys (cigarettes) while your fetchin Baz from footy?

Dazza: Get 'em yourself you fuckin lazy bitch! I've been workin bloody hard all week tryin to get a job!

..Arguement continues throughout night..
by Poyda July 30, 2008
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