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A father who works at a takeaway who can't afford the least expensive item on that takeaway's menu even though they just worked two 16 hour shifts...
Hasans dad is a paradise pizza
by Theoriesforyou, October 29, 2019
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When you have not washed in 14 years
And smell like a 89 year old turtle.
by Theoriesforyou, October 27, 2019
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