A marketing campaign that descibes a product's usage (or even a product) that is a complete fabrication. While the product may have use as descrbied within the marketing material, it is not based on any real event or proof that it can be acheived.
that powerpoint about the product in use was complete marketexture. Toothpaste adds claiming usage will help get you laid are based on marketexture.
by CaliforniaMatt August 04, 2008
A complete and utter "shitty" disaster. A disaster that stretches the meaning of the word disaster beyond it being able to describe and event; thing; point in time.
That was a shizaster; she was a complete shizaster presenting her case; he looks like a shizaster (very diverse).
by CaliforniaMatt August 04, 2008