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Carlson's Scrolls

n. notes on courting girls passed on amongst high school kids.

"Carlson" is the title given to the mastermind in courtship techniques in the class - it was alleged that "Carl-" refers to "Court", and "-son" refers to "God" in Cantonese-Chinese dialect, meaning "God of Courtships".
Student A: "Look what I got from Zieglar's drawer!"
Student B & C: "It's Carlson's Scrolls!"
Student A: "Yep. See this one.. 'probing hands'.. that sounds brilliant!"
Student D: "Looks like Zieglar is gonna try these techniques on Rona this summer.. emmm..."
by Benji "Carlson" Wong November 16, 2011
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scroll of shame

Similar to the walk of shame, in that it is the first thing you do after drinking heavily and trying to remember what happened the night before as you try to get your life back. However, scroll of shame is scrolling through your smart phone to see who you drunk dialed and drunk texted the night before since you cannot or only vaguely remember.
During my scroll of shame this morning, I was shocked to see I had drunk dialed two of my ex boyfriends and texted another. How embarassing!
by SteelerPP February 18, 2011
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soul stroll

when a black person purposefully steps in front of your car at a stop sign, then slows down just because he can and you are white...see also nigger walk
asshole nigger did the soul stroll right in front of me!!
by douglas epley November 6, 2006
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Scroll to the Road

Also known as "scrolling the road". A term in the US Army Infantry for the techinique to cross a linear danger area (Army code for a road).

It originated in the 75th Ranger Regiment. Each Army unit wears the unit patch on the left shoulder. The 75th's patch is a scroll, and the act of "scroll to the road" involves keeping the shoulder with your scroll toward the road. As long as soldiers on both sides of the road do this someone will always be watching in both directions a vehicle could approach from.

So for an infantry unit a road, unless in wide open terrain, is a substantial threat. Enemy can advance on you quickly, and while half the unit is on the near side & half on the far side you run a much greater risk of having your forces cut in 2.

When the order to scroll the road is given Man #1 in the formation comes up to the road & takes a knee keeping his weapon oriented down the road. Man #2 will kneel beside him & tap him on the shoulder as an indication he now has the road covered. Man #1 crosses the road and takes a knee directing his fire the opposite direction up the road as Man #2. This continues until everyone is across.

If both men keep their scrolls to the road no one can ever get confused as to which side supposed to be looking up/down which direction of the road.
Team Leader: First Section is signaling back that they've cleared the far side.
Squad Leader: Scroll to the road.
by infantryscoming August 19, 2010
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Scrollbelow.com

Scrollbelow.com is a website the trolls are starting to pick up on. The site features cute animals but after a few pictures of bunnies and deer it goes to disgusting porn pictures. You have been warned.
Hey, have you checked out Scrollbelow.com? The pictures are so cute~
by Tigerwings May 2, 2011
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Scroller

A scroller is a text message that is so long and full of information that your finger keeps swiping upward. It really should probably be an email or a phone call.
That text was such a scroller, it took me forever to get through it.
by ThanksKat&Monica March 7, 2017
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Ho-stroll

by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003
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