The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
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Feeling out of it.
Example:
I would do my homework, but I’m feeling shloggy, so I’m probably not going to get to it.
Example:
I would do my homework, but I’m feeling shloggy, so I’m probably not going to get to it.
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Sick party eh? Hey why is that guy smashing that pumpkin on the floor?
....Oh, he made that shloggermelon.
....Oh, he made that shloggermelon.
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