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skipping 

the state of mind and overall feeling of a dextromethorphan trip.

When one is "skipping on trittles," he/she is completely overcome by the dissociative mind expanding state, wandering a world void of dimension and reason, where the colours take control the rainbows flow from evry crevace of the brain.
See how big his eyes are!? I'm tellin' you, he's skipping on trittles again."
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bitches be shopping 

A term used to describe the way bitches act. "Shopping" is just a generalization for all the things a "bitch" does and WILL do.
Jake: "Man last night I was buying this bitch drinks all night then she went home with my friend!"

Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"

Rules of Lingerie Shopping

1. Check the dirty laundry. While you woman is in the shower, check her bra and panty size. Nothing ruins a sexy gift of lingerie quicker than buying her something two sizes too big. No matter how good she looks, she's self concious about her figure.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
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shopping bulemia

The cycle of shopping, feeling guilt, and returning your purchases.
Tanya: I have bought and returned the same sweater from Old Navy four times.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.
shopping bulemia by W. T. January 9, 2010

Shopping Calories 

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.
I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.
Shopping Calories by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010

Man Shopping 

Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
Man Shopping by soaringeagles December 23, 2010

Christme Shopping 

Christmas is on it's way, you've just bought gifts for all extended relatives and their dozen pets, isn't it time for a little personal splurging while you're out?
Simply put, going "Christme Shopping" is purchasing gifts exclusively for yourself - usually items that you know you aren't going to get otherwise, or could just be shopping for yourself around the holidays when the outlets are packed.
"Everyone else is looked after, time for a little Christme Shopping"
Christme Shopping by Lerako November 27, 2012