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Scientology

(SIYE-in-THAW-luh-gee)
A money cult founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. It is centered around the belief that aliens invaded the world and brainwashed us, and that Hubbard is a kind of Messiah whose ideas will lead us to wisdom.

Here's the catch: You have to give lots of money to the Church of Scientology if you want to get in, and they use this money to buy everything from pamphlets to enormous cruise yachts, and because they're considered a religion, they don't have to pay the taxes we do!

Yet for some reason, many people in Hollywood, most notably Tom Cruise, buy into this "religion". And whenever someone tries to reveal the truth about Scientology on a large scale, or accuses the mod larsony, the Scienstapo will harass them by incessant sueing.

So in short, Scientology is just another cult.
Dealing with Scientology:

Scientologist: "What are YOU doing?" <takes out pamphlets>

Random person: "Avoiding a Scientologist."
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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I believe teh Science

A phrase commonly uttered by those who can't even do algebra.
I believe teh Science is real, the solution to x^2 + 1 = 0 is real, water is real, Fauci = love, Science = love, so Fauci = Science, therefore questioning Fauci makes you an anti-science bigot. Tl;dr I am better than u.
by bobbymcprescott August 9, 2021
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tobacco science

"Science" done on behalf of an interest defending it's cash cow from overwhelming credible science that shows it is harmful or detrimental to public benefit in some way.
Science conducted by a cigarette company showing that cigarettes are safe would be "tobacco science".

Another example: Science conducted on behalf of the plastic manufacturing industry showing that BPA is a safe chemical for human consumption, when a wealth of credible independent scientific research shows otherwise
by Jenn1517 March 10, 2011
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some scientists

A term used by people who are trying to legitimise a superstition, religious belief, or hocus-pocus theory. There is never an explanation of the actual science or logical reasoning, nor is there ever mention of these scientists' names.
Some scientists have reported evidence of a previous life in new born babies.

The egyptian pyramids were probably built by extra terrestrials. Some scientists discovered this and think that it would have been impossible for humans to build them.

Some scientits have calculated that Jesus actually could have walked on water.
by paulthebassguy January 9, 2007
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scientology

"Hey, I hear that scientology is bat-shit crazy" says John
Eric retorts "You know, you're right!"
by TheConquerer February 7, 2008
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we are scientists

We Are Scientists are a very good American band which consist of Keith Murray (lead vocals, guitar), Chris Cain (bass guitar), Michael Tapper (drums). Described as indie pop mostly.
Girl 1: Have you heard of a band called We Are Scientists?
Girl 2: Yeah, saw them on MTV2 last night with Zane Lowe.
Girl 1: So did I! Isn't Keith GOD?
Girl 2: Ew. No. But their album's out in October.
by Siriusly Intelligent October 1, 2005
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Science Teacher

My science teacher is a crazy bastard
by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
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