spinning vagislam

When a female leaps from above in a spiral-like manner and performs a vagislam on ones face angrily.

When Timmy was out playing one night with his friends and ignored his mothers calls for supper, needless to say mother became quite perturbed and instead of being served a warm nourishing meal when he arrived home he was served a hostile plate of spinning vagislam from the roof of his two story suburban home from a mother who was less than pleased.

by kurt and jim December 18, 2007

Swinging Space

The constantly changing area where a man or woman, usually a woman, has her arm in a swinging motion. This swinging motion is usually a sign of her awareness of a local male and her intention to punch him in the balls if he approaches.

"Jeff, if you get into my swinging space your balls are gonna die!"

"Catherine, I'm not in your swinging space!"

by Squackary April 11, 2010

Skinning the dog

The act of tugging on one's own man bits.

Ever since my ol' lady left me, I've skinning the dog.

by Ass&kitties September 1, 2016

Swanning

To swan a lady, one must only slide one thrust into the vagina.
Whilst, submerged in a body of water

Gab was swanned at a party by Matt, and Matt was happy to go for a swander, he was swanning

by Sharnabeebaby July 7, 2017

swinging dick fest

Any social gathering, party, or event that is occupied by mostly men looking to get laid.

"Jamie and I walked into the club last night and it was a total SWINGING DICK FEST".

by barbiegirl007 April 9, 2006

Swining

The act of drinking wine and having sex

I went out with J tonight and the night ended with us swining.

by T.Herm October 25, 2008

I got your ____ swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.

I got your ____ swinging
Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!

by Da Persian September 7, 2008