Suicide Shifts

Working back to back at 2+ jobs, while working on minimal food and sleep

Him: Have you seen lacy lately?
Her: No, she has been working suicide shifts for the last few days.
Him: Is she emotionally stable still or nah?

by EmeraldGemz November 26, 2016

Suicide Bob-omber

When you hold a Bob-omb behind your Kart, and you position yourself to a spot where you’re directly in front of an opponent. When the guy behind you slipstreams, they will run into you, thus detonating the Bob-omb, with both you and the opponent affected by the explosion.

I was going to have 1st place, but the guy currently in 1st has a Bob-omb on his tail. How can I get past this suicide Bob-omber?

by Original Orangutans August 21, 2017

suicide load

Transporting such significant amount of illegal drugs to the point if caught, you're going away forever.

I rented a car to carry a suicide load across the state border.

by papaknockishere June 25, 2018

Kentucky Suitcase

When you do not own a real suitcase so you use a pillowcase.

I am going to bring my Kentucky suitcase to the camping trip.

by makeallhoesirrelivent April 2, 2013

trombone suicides

A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing

The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion

by TRNT November 4, 2014

shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.

The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.

by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013

social media suicide

1. When you delete all your social media accounts.

2. Doing/posting something so cringey online that you basically kill off your internet self.

Person #1: "Omg you won't believe what Becky did last night!! That hoe unfriended me on fb and deleted her insta"
Person #2: "No wayy, did she just commit social media suicide??"
Person #1: "She totes did"
Person #2: "RIPPPP"

by suedanem November 21, 2017