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hit the poon and leave real soon

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
by S.money January 27, 2016
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Soon

A sense of time that never arrives.
My album is coming out soon.
I will meet you soon.
I will tweet you soon.
by hesadorahlable September 4, 2013
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Soon

The word commonly used to answer when The Warning’s 3rd album will be released.
The Warning’s 3rd studio album will be released soon.
by ih_southwest April 8, 2021
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I'm pullin' up soon

A term used by large nosed Muslims when they come to the establishment 4 hours after promsing to come at the promised time.
Person 1: Yo I'm pullin' up soon for some burgers
Person 2: Nigga you ain't coming for shit, you said that last time, and I was waitin for 4 hours with my dick in my hand. Fuck off
Person 1: ...
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sookisooki

Did you see that badunkadunk? Sookisooki...
by pappasan July 10, 2005
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Sooty & Sweep

the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.
Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."
by princess pokey May 28, 2011
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Sooch

Sooch is used in place of the words, awesome, amazing, cool, fun, brutal, hardcore, epic, etc..
"Dude that bad we just seen was fucking sooch!"

or

"Bro, you are hella sooch!"
"Thanks man, your pretty sooch too!"
by Lozai January 19, 2010
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