Snarf

To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.

I need to snarf that kitteh

That pup looks like it wants a snarfing

by Gangsta son May 31, 2016

snarf bargler

A penis that has seen better days

My friend David has a real snarf bargler.

by Cccccccc-ccccccccC February 7, 2017

snarf

sneezing and barfing at the time

"yo that shit made me snarf"

by pp shlicker October 16, 2021

Snarf

To hold someone down and sniff and lick armpits

Jay waits until kat is asleep and snarfs her armpits

by Lord carnage September 10, 2021

Snarf

The act of sniffing girls’ bicycle seats -or-
The person who sniffs girls’ bicycle seats.

1. The young lad was actually a snarf who relished the sniffing of teenage girls’ bicycle seats, especially after they had been riding for an extended period of time. (Noun)
2. The boy would anxiously snarf the girls’ bicycle seats after they dismounted them at the convenience store. (Verb)

by Macsloan July 25, 2021

snarf

someone who farts in the tub and then eats the bubbles as they surface

DId you know johnny eats fart bubbles in the tub? Hes a total snarf

by Fuckface!123 July 9, 2021

Seat Snarf

A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.

Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.

by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023