snaffle

The act of sniffing a cycle saddle, recently vacated by a woman.

"Warm leather is good leather. That's how to snaffle boy!"

by The Grand Moff May 9, 2004

snapscan

Using Snapchat video to scan a party in order to evaluate its lameness.

Robbie: Hey Brad! How is the party?
Brad: I don't know, It kinda sucks, there aren't many people here.

Robbie: How lame is it? Who's there?
Brad: I'll send you a Snapscan so you can see for yourself.

by BradRobJade September 1, 2014

superbowl snafu

unexpected over-the-hill titilation

Inviting Janet Jackson to perform in the half time show was a major Superbowl Snafu!!

by Dantheman February 10, 2004

faggot snapshot

Any person of the male species who take a photo of themselves in an attempt to seem superior. The ultimate goal is to let others perceive them as being above the average person, but the actual outcome is one of being called a faggot and losing man points.

This includes photos where the subject is posing without a shirt on, wearing non-prescription spectacles, looking upwards to the right or left, doing the " The Thinker" pose or a combination of any previously mentioned examples. Because real men do not do things like this, as they know that they are the alpha dog.

"Dude, Josh posted another photo of himself alone in his room, pretending to be studying or something. And since when does he wear glasses? I hate it when he posts faggot snapshots"
"Holy crap, what a faggot. I really want punch his face in, but I don't hit girls."

by Nedla93 June 9, 2013

Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.

"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler

by Lady Bob July 12, 2007

snaf

sensitive new age fag

that snaf with the blonde tips is giving me the eye

by claytuka January 21, 2010

Snafty

An image or word that, for an unexplained reason, fascinates us and remains impressed in our memories. This is often because it flows or has a bizarre and unrealistic appearance.

Bob: Did you ever read Dr. Seuss books as a kid?

Julio: Oh yeah! Remember the trees in The Lorax? they were so snafty.

Bob: yeah, something out their appearance just sticks in my mind. It's all fanciful and shit.

by llamahat October 20, 2009