Sameed

The hardest guy in brum.I wouldn't beef him EVER and don't think he's quiet because he don't talk.He also has a lot of respect for girls and would never hit a girl he's asian but black from the waist below(he has a big nigga dick)he can also be a dickhead sometimes because he'll get your girl in his dms and fuck her that same day.

"Yes yes sameed"

by Suck your nans left toe June 14, 2017

Schmeebs

Parts of the female human body that contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants. See boobs, tits, tatas.

"Ever notice that Jessica Simpson has a great set of schmeebs?"

by Rob789 May 9, 2006

shmeet

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. June 30, 2008

schmeeckle

The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.

After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!

by VoIP October 24, 2003

shmeeps

Shmeeps is an outer body experience and when you feel one coming on (you'll know when) you must express it by announcing "shmeeps" in any tone and dialect you feel is appropriate for the situation you are in.

If you are having a long day you would shmeep, while accentuating the "eeeeps" part. ex; "shmeeeeeeeeeeeps"

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If you are scared you can say "ah shmeeps" quickly

by shmeeps. August 14, 2010

shamee

People who originated from Damascus Syria and dream there whole life of eventually becoming a halabi. Other definitions are Schemers, posers, copycats, small peckers.

This guy is acting like a shamee

by Shamee hunter August 17, 2016

shmeez

to smoke pot

You wanna shmeez?

Wanna get some pizza then shmeez on the beach?

by Retretret January 10, 2009