Surging Sanders

When you just cum out of nowhere in the middle of intercourse. This is often unprovoked and shocking to both parties.

I was having intercourse with my Susie 9 months ago and almost fell asleep it was so boring. Out of nowhere I had a Surging Sanders. We had to burn the whole place down.

by Trevor_Noah April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

I was watching the democratic debate when I experienced a surging sanders and had to change my pants.

by Bernbabybernseth May 1, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere (defined by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, January 13th, 2016)

We'd hardly started kissing when my boyfriend started surging sanders

by voxdoc April 28, 2016

surging sanders

When Bernie Sanders or one of his supporters ejaculates all over someone

After the rally Billy pulled a surging sanders on Jessica

by Tech giant May 6, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere, like Bernie Sanders in the 2016 presidential election.

1. She pulled a surging Sanders last night, surprised the hell out of me.
2. Good thing he was wearing a condom cause he pulled a surging Sanders.
3. He sure was a Surging Sanders when he won the 2016 presidential election!

by poetichk May 1, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Shawn talked a lot of game about how long he lasts in bed, but after a minute and a half , he had a surging Sanders situation and fell asleep leaving me totally unsatisfied.

or

I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.

by FrankSchapofWhitman May 8, 2016

Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).

"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by vonkish April 27, 2016