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I shall strike thy rectum

"I'll beat your ass" said in the Shakespeare way..
Hamlet: thous mother suckith

Saxo Grammaticus: I shall strike thy rectum
by Theis September 20, 2006
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big fat cock in my rectum

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.
Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum
by Coolguy288 November 25, 2016
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...
Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!
by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003
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rectum eater

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!
by Nothereatm September 21, 2022
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Rectum rearranger

An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.
Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!
by TheSpice March 14, 2021
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Rectum navigator

When a dude straps a GoPro to his dong and enters the rectum of a desired individual.
Malcolm became a rectum navigator last night when he had a one night stand with Pam
by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023
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Rectumal

Fork up asshole and/or rectum
I got pissed at fortnite and preformed a rectumal
by Yeet64872 December 8, 2018
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