professional scamma

A person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest scheme.

Professional scammas Ian and Simon can purchase anything on Saks 5th with a $250 credit.

by Ricky Marez February 20, 2020

Professional White Man

Somebody who is professional in being White.

Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...

by Viciboy January 7, 2021

Professional Sad Kids

The cool, dedicated people that call themselves fans of JC Stewart. Consists of people from all over the world with a lot of memes and dad jokes.

Professional Sad Kids are the coolest people ever

by loesj February 17, 2021

professional wank

Having a wank over someone’s LinkedIn profile.

LinkedIn recruiter: Hi! I came across your profile and thought you’d be great for this role.

Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me

by antlizard March 1, 2021

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

professional masturbator

That good good masterbating

U like cheese professional masturbator

by That good good cheese March 29, 2021

PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.

Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021