Precocious

1.(of a child) Having developed certain abilities or proclivities at an earlier age than usual

2.(of behavior or ability) Indicative of such development

3.(of a plant) Flowering or fruiting earlier than usual

1. he was a precocious, solitary boy

2. a precocious talent for computing

by uhscrubs October 17, 2010

White Precious

Whenever you see a fat white woman. Referring to the main character from the movie "Precious", but a Caucasian version, and usually at least a little ghetto.

( Spot a fat, usually ghetto, white woman, and say to whoever your with)

"Hey look, white precious!"

by stonerben March 25, 2010

spinal fusion precursor

n. Any dangerous activity that might result in a broken neck. Originally used in radical skateboarding it is now used in everyday situations. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I'm going to tell the boss where he can stick his stupid new ideas for productivity.

Have you given anyone a spinal fusion precursor before?

A couple of times, but don't change the subject.

by gnostic1 March 21, 2012

precum

...that clear, gooey ghost-semen that embarrassingly oozes through the urethra univited to prematurely soil the underwear...at the very least

She recoiled when she reached into his drawers and encountered a small lake of precome!

by Gspot May 13, 2003

Precum

Precum is the fluid which is released from the tiny hole in the tip of a man's penis during sexual stimulation. Functions as a lubricant for the urethra.
Contrary to popular belief, it can in deed make some one pregnant even of just the tip near outside of vaginal entry!

It was our first night pantsless and I put my penis by her tight vaginal entrance for only several seconds. She later told me that my precum alone had made me a father!

by DoctorBoner March 23, 2020

precursors

Chemicals used to manufacture crystal meth or crank that you can be arrested for having together or in large quantities.

anhydrous ammonia,ephedrine,pseudoephedrin, ether, dry ice, lye,ammonium nitrate fertilizer,lithium batteries,drain cleaner, muriatic acid, sinus inhalers,red phosphorus, iodine

by the tweaker March 17, 2005

precum

That embarrassing spot that can form on one's pants, from dancing with a lady, even if no obvious erection is present. (See also premature ejaculation and pronatalist.)

My Dad said you can get precum oozing, just by dancing with a lady.

Precum can contain millions of sperm, a good reason for not playing around with arousing sexual feelings, or engaging in "outercourse, "early withdrawal," or other risky behaviors.

by Pronatalist April 26, 2008