Porting

The act of a male inserting his penis into a post-op trans female’s vagina (inverted penis).

Dylan told us today about his porting experience with shim-othy.

by Rajingo April 11, 2023

Flag

Get the Porting mug.

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

Flag

Get the Pet potting mug.

Related Words

ponting • Bubwar Ponting • Ricky Ponting Bum Tap • posting • porting • punting • ponding • pooting • potting • poncing

Oil Panting

Intimate Petrol Sniffing

Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting

by whypsi January 7, 2017

Flag

Get the Oil Panting mug.

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy

My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in

by AK41 December 18, 2017

Flag

Get the perfect pinting mug.

Stop Posting This Shit

The proper response to a person or group of people posting or uploading a series of photos, videos, or text with very similar topics or ideas, that after a period of time become very repetitive and irritating

We understand you went to Coachella, you don’t need to tell us for the fifth time, Stop Posting This Shit

by Actually_Fat June 3, 2018

Flag

Get the Stop Posting This Shit mug.

Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018

Flag