Pittsford

A small, wealthy, conservative, suburb of Rochester, NY. Defies the typical "Upstate" stereotype, the town is very safe and upper-class; the people are mostly doctors/surgeons, lawyers or successful businessmen and their wives are known as P.H.W.'s or Pittsford House Wives (rich women who don't work, they are in book clubs, gourmet clubs, 'twig' and play golf, tennis and paddle tennis at their Country Clubs while their kids are at school). A little over 27,000 people live in Pittsford and 99% of them are Caucasian, majority of them drive cars over $50,000, belong to one of the 7 private Country Clubs in the town and have lake houses on Ontario Lake or one of the Finger Lakes. Pittsford kids (Sutherland & Mendon- both in Newsweek's 100 Top High Schools in America) are known as "rich bitches" by other towns in Rochester and they are basically poster children for Polo, Lacoste and Abercrombie & Fitch. Pittsford has a historic, quaint, upscale village right on the Erie Canal and there are many unique, privately- run boutiques and restaraunts in the village especially on Schoen Place. Pittsford is listed as one of 'Best Places to Live in the Country' by CNN and the town is one of the wealthiest in the nation.

Pittsford is the nicest suburb in the ROC and Upstate New York.

If you are from Pittsford you know Wegman's, Canal Park, Embankment, Mendon Pond's Park (Devil's Bathtub), The Getty, Pontillo's Pizza, Garbage Plates, Country Sweet, White Hots and Genny Light.

by Pittsfordian July 28, 2008

pittage

a slight to major collection of sweat in the arm pit area

After Maggie took a 5 mile run she noticed some pittage on her shirt.

by Penelope Madeline March 29, 2010

Pittsburgh Pony

While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.

While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds

by dirt in the skirt McGirt December 2, 2011

Pitty Kitty

What one gets after hours of begging and pleading for sex.

After the 3 kids finally fell asleep, Brandon began his usual act of begging and pleading for a little Pitty Kitty from his always pretending to be too tired, uncaring wife.

by Brandingo June 20, 2011

pittsburgh pot-pie

Step 1. Pull out and ejaculate onto the womans vagina. Be sure to get uniform coverage. Step 2. Allow time for the semen completly dry. Sep 3. Using the head of your penis, begin poking at the hardened crust untill you once again reach the warm creamy inside.

I used a fan to help dry when I gave that bitch a Pittsburgh Pot-Pie last night.

by Dmanatphbu July 28, 2012

Pittsburgh Frank

A variation of the Portland Frank that replaces mustard with Heinz ketchup.

Portland Franks are traditional, but Pittsburgh Franks are true to the city.

by Power of 4 June 18, 2012

Pittypuff

When your friend brings over inferior weed but you still smoke it so as not to be rude.

Clint's weed wasn't very good but you know I had to pittypuff it.

by stingypuma September 3, 2013