Patel

An Indian last name if you find someone with the last name Patel I repeat don’t ask if they are related to another Patel because they are most likely not and they will avoid you for all of eternity

Hi my name is Jai Patel

The Patel’s have a wonderful home

by Goodie with a hoodie July 7, 2020

Poo Patrol

The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.

If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.

"Poo Patrol"

Somebody has taken out the toilet"

"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."

"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"

by Benp00 February 16, 2010

shubh patel

Extremely attractive man, on par with Ryan Reynolds and Jesus.

Hey Shubh Patel, we should date!

No, I’m too cool for you

by Jacob Butler October 21, 2021

pathelogical liar

Someone who has a lieing problem and lies all the time.

"My names Cody and i swear that I dont like Carrie its just a coincidince that everytime shes on vacation i end up calling Morgan"

by m0rgan August 8, 2005

akash patel

A sexy, intelligent, funny, tall, handsome, unbelievably lovable fly South Asian Gujarati with excellent morals and family values. Kindda slow too but ehh nobodies perfect!

Just tell your mummie that I'm an Akash Patel, baby.

by anonymous April 23, 2005

honkey patrol

means the white cops, police, fuzz, the man, the po-po, etc.

O shit here comes the honkey patrol.

by Courtneybit65 March 25, 2007

snow patrol

Indie rock band from Glasgow with a Northern Irish frontman.Excellent songs, great talent, a real euphoric sound.

'Spitting Games' and 'Run' are probably their best tracks.

Final Straw is a real good album.

by BadLieutenant September 11, 2004