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Patrycia

A smart,beautiful,determined,athletic girl.She is nice to everyone and likes helping people.
Boy:Patrycia got ANOTHER A+ today!
Boy 2:Of Course,she helped me with my homework today!
Boy:Did you see that 3-pointer she made yesterday?
Boy2:Yeah!She's amazing!
by XxAwesomexFacexX March 28, 2011
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Smash your pasty

The act of penetrating the deep vaginal muscles, to the extent of pain.
I'm gona smash your pasty
by LSCC October 15, 2008
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Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008
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pastrychefsoph

one sweet arsed sexy pastry chef based in england, uk - This girl has one sexy ass and serious sex appeal
pimp a) "yo homie what you been upto"

pimp b) milking my chubby to that sexy beast pastrychefsoph - that bitch be fine

pimp a) true true
by chubbybeast December 3, 2013
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pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.
"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"
by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012
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Patrycja

a beautiful gril that is single and can't wait for a boy of her dreams. She haves a lot of friends and she loves to style her one hair
Patrycja means she is a gril that is beautiful and she is single
by cool pat January 26, 2017
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Pasty-wank

When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.
I walked into the kitchen the other day and caught Charlie Sheen having a pasty-wank!
by Vernonthecomplicated October 30, 2017
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