padoinker

Wisconsin slang for Male sex organ; penis, dick, cock, peter, Johnson, peterjohnson,

"Think I hooked up with a burner last night, my padoinker is on fire"

"Criiiiipes that swamp donkey from da bar? Loose as a goose but I bet she gives good head"

"Yep. Worth iiiiiiitttt"

"I think you'd lose your padoinker if it wasn't attached to ya"

by Heard that June 18, 2014

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Padiddle

Used to be the word referring to a car missing a headlight,

now it's the word for an unmarked copcar.

Keep your eyes out for padiddle.

Person 1: Padiddle

Person 2: Put the joint down.

by PlugnChug69 March 22, 2009

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padiddle

A game played while in the car. When a car is seen with a headlight out, someone will hit the ceiling of the car with their hand and yell "padiddle!". The first person to hit the ceiling and yell the word gets a point. By the end of the trip, the person with the most points wins.

*Sees a car with only one headlight*
P1- "Padiddle" *Hits ceiling*
P2- "Oh damn, I'll get you next time"

by Jillia March 31, 2007

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Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.

''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''

by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020

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The Pacione Blast

Coined by alumni of The House Of Pain when the infamous short story The Fandom Writer invoked critical backlash when it was introduced as Independent Baptist sects saw this on a larger scale. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five saw this as The Wright Treatment where the contributor, a Christian High School English Teacher, known as David Wright with every entry in the indie circles shows his work. The entire King James Only Movement knew of this blog entry and blocked him from every channel; it's safe to say they were pissed. Some would try to use an entry known as pacione-style but they didn't define this properly. Fandom_Wank saw this play up in An Eye In Shadows as the classmates saw it with the entry Nazi Eyes With A Jesus Smile.

The House of Pain alumni Horns and Bob L. Morgan is noted to coin this for seeing the backlash The Fandom Writer invoked as Holden's Counterpart also did this. On Tumblr he did this to the entire young earth creationist academia known as The Science Gospel after engaging Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon; then he pointed out to both establishments he was not done.

He saw one of the riplingers badmouthing Stephen Hawking with Scripture, in the private messages on Facebook -- she saw The Pacione Blast played up where a snow monkey mimicked what he was known for. As it was a bit of a history lesson on Ancient Greece then pulling out a drawing Horace Gilgamesh did; as he called "Sam's Creation Blog" a dunce -- the barb came from that artwork. Pointed out, "You mock this gesture you're really lacking on the department of Ancient Greece ."

His closing author, known as blogger Reverend Beast did a blog entry that gave Thing That One Finds a nasty sting as his 2004 story has the iconic photo from the 2007 era when The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five was close to ready.

by illinoishorrorman May 18, 2018

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