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proximity effect

When you ask for help with your malfunctioning software, it will mysteriously start working only when the person you asked gets within 5 feet of the computer.
I tried printing this godamn pdf for over an hour. But only after IT came into my cube did it start working. Of course IT thought it was an I.D.10.T error, but it was proximity effect making me look gaytarded.
by generator x November 17, 2011
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Proxy Commander

A Person who is in charge of proxies during a certain event
Nathan was in charge of proxies during a recentish trip to PC world therefore is the Proxy Commander & sole decider of proxies during the visit.
by Klob November 1, 2012
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Proximity Theory

Spending lots of time with an average or less than average looking girl and noticing that she is becoming hotter and hotter as time passes. This is presumably due to the fact that you feel that you should have slept with her based on the amount of time you have committed to the relationship.
Alex: Have you noticed how Rosie is looking a lot hotter these days?
Mark: Nah man - you've just been spending way too much time with her!
Alex: Really?
Mark: Yeah... it's Proximity Theory!
by DAO1428 October 23, 2013
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Proxy bang

(Adverb) When you want to fuck a female that resembles the same physical characteristics of your crush
“Damn she looks just like Ashley! I could proxy bang her
by Thick_Bunny97 August 28, 2018
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proxz

someone who will never get a girl. His dad went to work in a milk factory and hasn't come back
proxz is a literal dipshit
by VinuIsGOD November 29, 2021
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Proxticy

big black juicy man with 16 pack
Yo dude your no where near the level of Proxticy, ikr he’s so sexy ong bro
by Proxticy December 12, 2021
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Pussy Proxy

n. A substitute (e.g. Hand, pudding cup, vacuum cleaner hose, etc.) for a vagina, typically used when a man's penis is denied entry into his significant other's vagina.
1. I was forced to use my pussy proxy last night.
2. My girl's on the rag; I guess it's pussy proxy for me tonight!
by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013
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