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shit pour

A procedure pioneered in the late 1990s. Where shit is mixed with oil in a plastic sealable zipper bag . When it is well mixed a corner snipped off so that the viscous liquid may be poured into places normally poo cannot go with the benefit that oil makes the whole mess much harder to clean up.
To get back at him I shit poured his locker.
by Toecutter June 12, 2014
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adoucissant pour les hommes

French for "fabric softener for the man". The scent smelled on a man when he uses W-A-Y too much fabric softener in his laundry. The industry has possibly caught on, having come out recently with additional scents.
After giving John a hug, Betty commented to her friend jane,
"WOW! John's wearing adoucissant pour les hommes today!"
by Weelis November 15, 2009
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Pouring the shampoo

Pouring the shampoo is when you ejaculate on your partner.
I was with this girl, and I was pouring the shampoo all over her!
by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024
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To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong
Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck
by ClamSlam420 May 23, 2011
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pour the cobs on

According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude

42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.

As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”

Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.
by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017
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Layla pour

Making the alcohol to chaser ratio much stronger than it should be
Oh no guys, I just did a layla pour. I'm about to get hammered
by Twistedteagorilla May 26, 2025
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Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.
Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.
by Mike Chong February 12, 2023
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