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plastic cup politics

When one gets inebriated alone, with no intention of interacting with anyone or anything besides the vessels that once carried the consumed alcohol.
"I think John is becoming an alcoholic, every night is another one filled with plastic cup politics"
by ydassa January 26, 2009
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dirty politics

The art of guile used by bloodsucking creatures to fool their unsuspecting prey
Polymorphing is often employed in dirty politics
by Dapple Mare June 25, 2016
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Opposite Identity Politics

When a Straight White Male™️ votes for a candidate because they're the opposite race or gender and he wants to feel like he's supporting diversity.
"I'm voting for Hamala Karris because we need more diversity in the administration"
"Man sounds like you're judging the candidate based on opposite identity politics..."
by The_Flying_Nun April 1, 2019
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Identity Politics

Opportunistically and shallowly marketing an illusion of equality towards historically marginalized groups based on religion, race, gender, etc. for the sake of political or monetary convenience.
Biden: "Get me a list of the 3 trans people in America, I'm gonna hire one!"

Assistant: "Yes, sir, right away, sir."

Assistant 2: "Isn't that cultural appropriation??"

Assistant 1: "No, you're thinking of identity politics."

Biden: "Someone get me my milkshake!"
by RustyNailTermz June 9, 2021
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corona politics

"Those decisions at the moment are so bad"
"Yeah they really are corona politics"
by MeMakingDictionary December 10, 2020
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Pi Politics

The use of different values for the irrational number π to poke fun at the differing polarized views parroted by mostly hypothetical or morally bankrupt politicians in the land of senseless deaths, which occur practically every day due to zero public ban on guns.
An example of pi politics among ultra-MAGA voters is:

Trump: π = 22/7 (because it is the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of any circle).

Pence: π = 3 (because the Bible tells me so).

DeSantis: π = x, where x is awaiting final approval by “woke” censors.
by Fasters May 7, 2023
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Donkey Kong Politics

When politicians shout about how they think the country should be run but do nothing other than belittle the opposition, instead of making progress.

It can also relate to the impossible journey a senator or congressman has to go through to make progress in government while up against a higher authority who will not listen to "the little guy."
Gay marriage was once again shot down this week for no particular reason other than 'it's in the Bible.' It seems like we have a case of Donkey Kong Politics.
by inferiorego August 3, 2011
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