Plocked

One who does not join a Virtual Party

“Join the Plocked or you’re being blocked.

by Joedafan August 19, 2019

Planking

The latest and by far the lamest internet craze in which "people" (mostly bored juveniles and and immature, attention-seeking virgins) participate in.

It involves lying down on your stomach in a public place, with your arms on your side and feet pointed, trying to resemble a plank.

"Plankers" will often take photographs of themselves and post them on facebook, so that their other planking friends can see what an amazing accomplishment they have achieved.

These are the official rules of planking according to there Facebook page:

When performing a Plank:

1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.

2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.

3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.

4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.

6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.

Jack "Hey dude, let's go planking"

John "What? You do that gay shit? Get away from me"

by numeratededed June 9, 2011

planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

by ian the d March 17, 2004

plinkin-jorange-ellow

A tasty drink concoction consisting of : Purple powerade, milk, blue powerade, yellow powerade, orange powerade, and Tangerine juice. yum

Man 1: ill have wine.

Man 2: ill have a Beer.

Boss: hahahaha...me two...

Crazy Homeless person under the dinner table: Ill have a tall glass of Plinkin-jorange-ellow....Ade.

by L33t Master General November 22, 2006

Planking

An idiotic fad in which kids lay flat across a surface with arms at sides, chin up and toes pointed. Although, half of them just lay across the surface.. Then post pictures of this act on social networking sites such as facebook, thinking it makes them cool.

John: "Ayeee, look at the kid planking on the feild goal post!"

Scott: "Dude, that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. I hope he falls."

by whaaaathetruck July 31, 2011

Plinktard

A man (usually white) tries to hang out with black people and is rejected.

White man: Hey mah nigguh, whats up dawg.
Black man: get out of here you damn white fool ass bitch.
this is an example of a plinktard

by FactsFTW November 4, 2011

mental plinko

Mental Plinko is used to define the path taken by a thought through your mind from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated, topic.

"Sorry I just spaced out there for a second. When you mentioned your car troubles I had a bit of a mental plinko. First I thought of cars, then I thought of those little air fresheners that hang on the mirror, that led me to thinking about smells in general, and then I remembered that horrible fart you ripped off in the cafe the other day."

by EgoAnt November 23, 2004