by Dirtysilence February 12, 2017
Get the pastie tits mug.A small and concealable version of the Cornish War Pasty. Often used by the Hellers, Cornish ninjas! The Throwing Pasty is very dangerous in the wrong hands and can give you a nasty ding on the ear! Maximum range is about 20 feet!
Trellawney: ouch!
Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?
Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!
Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?
Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!
by EsAnHeller July 28, 2011
Get the Throwing Pasty mug.During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.
by Sticknam November 21, 2025
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Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!
by pasty fuck June 30, 2018
Get the shy pasty kook mug.When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
Get the Marquette Midnight Pastie mug.A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
by O’Bambi November 18, 2017
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