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obit

a young temptress who often neglects to wear under garments; slut; hoe
by kuru August 6, 2004
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orgit

n. A midget that has been dipped in a vat of fake tanning solution. Derived from the words orange midget.
Orgits don't take up space in tanning salons because they don't ever need to go to them.
by Shpoiken April 29, 2005
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Orbing

It's when an angel decides that he's sick of dealing with you and turns into a blue orb mist that dissipates. With this special gift, you can teleport anywhere.
Girlfriend: Can't we talk about this?
Boyfriend: Fuck you Bitch, I'm orbing outta here.
by OoUNSTOPABL3oO February 27, 2009
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orbits

are either the living breathing scattered fragments of einstein's reincarnated braincells or are deranged bridge hermits who rock in bed with a horse crotch. either way, they are huge simps for a korean girlgroup called Loona and are delusional dumbasses with trust issues.

PS. NEVER trust an orbit
" LOONA TEASERS TONIGHT!"

"i don't believe you. you're an orbit."

"NO, ITS TRUE! THE MOON IS 79% CLOSER TO THE CLOUDS TONIGHT AND ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF MATHEMATICS, KEVIN CLEIN GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FIRST 4TH DIMENSIONAL GLASS OFFSPRING TODAY EXACTLY 120 YEARS AGO! OF COURSE THERE'LL BE TEASERS TODAY!"

"oh my god, really? orbits are so smart! jinsoul peg me!"
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Orbital Sex

Sexual activity in which a penis penetrates a person's orbital region (eye socket).
We had great orbital sex last night. He jizzed all over my brain.
by totes_motorbotes December 8, 2010
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Obituary

Oh damn....

We lost Yasser Arafat and Old Dirty Bastard in the same week??
My world no longer has any meaning.
by SARCASM November 24, 2004
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orbital

1)Dangg that boii is orbital!
2)Ehmagawdd you guys...that was sooo orbital!!
3)Ohh look at that orbital!
by moomoox196 May 15, 2009
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