An annoying sales man, native to Israel, has a dry look on his face, a lazy eye, and looks like a dude from a 90s boy band. He's worse than Billy Mays.
Vince Offer is a liar, I bought shamwow and it sucked donkey boners!
Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.
Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.
by zenfusion1992 May 1, 2009
Get the Vince Offer mug.1. a self-righteous white person who is offended by everything.
2. a Caucasian person who gets offended on behalf of other people with no idea what it's like to be from that culture.
3. A person full of white-guilt with no sense of humour.
2. a Caucasian person who gets offended on behalf of other people with no idea what it's like to be from that culture.
3. A person full of white-guilt with no sense of humour.
1. "The comedian started joking about Chinese people so we got up and left."
"Why, you're not Chinese, that's being offensist."
2. The woman was upset when she saw a picture of a religious cartoon not because it offended her, but because she might know someone that could be offended by it. She's offensist.
"Why, you're not Chinese, that's being offensist."
2. The woman was upset when she saw a picture of a religious cartoon not because it offended her, but because she might know someone that could be offended by it. She's offensist.
by Mileymo November 3, 2013
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The noun form of being offended. When someone is offended by something you can describe their "Offension"
"WHAT YOU'RE SO MEAN"
"wow did you notice that crazy level of offension"
T"You're just like Geoff"
N"Ouch, No I'm not"
G"Wow I'm offended by you're offension"
"wow did you notice that crazy level of offension"
T"You're just like Geoff"
N"Ouch, No I'm not"
G"Wow I'm offended by you're offension"
by G-Shawty October 3, 2007
Get the offension mug.The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?
Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
by Mmmmcereal June 3, 2016
Get the Counter-Strike: Global Offensive mug.When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.
Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.
Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.
Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.
Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.
Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.
by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010
Get the Offensive Board mug.Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.
But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.
But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.
by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011
Get the offensive monkey mug.Also known as a receiver, willing to take but not to give. Cannot comprehend the concept of manners. Tends to look vacant and eats with mouth open. “Offerdahl” translates into Norwegian as “tattooed man” Or “Derelict person ”. Has a liking for onions.
by Dylangundi69 December 24, 2019
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