naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points

"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."

by octonaught December 18, 2012

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

Super Ultra Mega Octopus

Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper

"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"

by Mr. The Name is a secret Silly August 24, 2018

Octopus Friend

A person who is better than just a friend but is not quite a best friend yet.

Elijah is my octopus friend.

by _itsstormbreaker February 20, 2021

Octopus

An over powered creature that has many limbs and seems to be the god/goddess of ink and beating up squid.

"Did you see that Octopus on the TV?!" Jakee exclaimed to Jamee
"OMG, yeah! It was crazy, I can't believe something that killed that big of a squid!"Jamee stated

by ThisUserLikesWatt-Pad December 7, 2020

Cum octopus

1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.

2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.

Part of the soccer team gave roxanne a cum octopus last night

by dLFN98 December 27, 2018

Fade The Octopus

It's a verse used jokingly to say, "yes, let's do this" or "hell yeah".

Person 1: Say man, you wanna play some bones.
Person 2: Yeah my nig, Fade the octopus.

by boo&brasen March 7, 2011