octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Octopus

Act of a single player scoring a touchdown (qb, wr or rb) and then scoring the subsequent 2-point conversion.

6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus

Jordan wilkins just had a 5 yard touchdown run, and then scored the 2 point conversion to complete the octopus.

by Flurb789 November 1, 2020

Octopus Friend

A person who is better than just a friend but is not quite a best friend yet.

Elijah is my octopus friend.

by _itsstormbreaker February 20, 2021

Octopus expansion

The best DLC in history, yes better than the land DLC for fish that led to our existence. However, you bought the fitness DLC for the game that is life. You let an 8-ball fall, test fucking failed

Octopus expansion, better known as be a fucking octoling or perish is the best. You disliked this, test failed

by iddunno March 22, 2021

octopus

someone who has an almost impossible breadth of internet exposure via their “many hands” like an octopus

"You’re an octopus in the online bird community"

by birbocto August 11, 2022

Octopus Group

A two-level pyramid scheme where you make money from other people doing surveys.

I just redeemed $100 from my Octopus Group

Bro every Octopus Group survey I try to do, it screens me out

by Thatsnotmyson69420 September 3, 2022

Octopus

An Octopus is when there are many fake personal ads, catfish, in social media, for the same person. As an octopus has eight legs, posting eight fake ads pointing to the same one.

All those ads were an octopus, I wasted my time for the same person.

by TheRealPlanetEarth May 6, 2022