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Nursing Home Nazi

Child of a Nursing Home occupant that finds out their parent is not nursing home rehabilitation material anymore, but persistently tells the staff to keep his or her parent because he or she doesn't want to care for the parent, when the parent has nowhere to go.
Yvonne is a Nursing Home Nazi, she wants to leave her father in the Nursing Home even though he doesn't need it, just so she doesn't have to look after him.
by Nicki Nicotine December 4, 2010
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Nursing home

a roadblock between a quick and painless death
When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.
by jerry121878 June 13, 2011
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nursing

V. The act of drinking a beer very slowly with the intent of not getting drunk at all or actually wasting brew.
Todd: Mike's been drinkin that same beer for like two hours now.

Jon:He's not even drunk. Everyone else is wrrrrecked. He's nursing that shit like a lil bitch
by bryalon March 29, 2009
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Numsegardi

scientifically proved to be the highest number, by Dr. Peter Jørgensen and professor Kasper Pedersen.

Otherwise it's used when somebody say something really stupid, that made no sense and no brain behind the talking.
Christina Aguilera sees a man in red shoes. Afterwards she yells: "Huhargh", then people speak out loud: "NUMSEGARDI!"
by The god of all words March 5, 2009
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Nursies

Boobs. An uncommonly used term, but was heard at least once by a 3-year old boy who I know personally.
Damn, check out that milf! I'd like to put my mouth around those nursies!
by downtown93 April 22, 2010
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Nursing blowjob

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one will give you a blowjob
I ask my two girlfriends can I have a nursing blowjob
by anonymous November 16, 2022
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Nursess

(Pronouced nur-sess)

One's hot personal nurse, as well as mistress.
Dude: Dude, I got a nasty papercut!
Bro: Oh dude, yeah that’s pretty nasty. You should get your nursess to take care of you.
by Greenskin009 April 24, 2011
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