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a roadblock between a quick and painless death
When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.
by jerry121878 June 10, 2011
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Jan 26 Word of the Day
a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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a place where people go to die
Bill: I am about to die so I paid $10,000 to live in a nursing home.
Nils: You Special Special boy!
by HeRR! January 04, 2004
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A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.
Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."
by William Stephens May 14, 2006
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A place where the elderly have to have their butts wiped everyday by some poor CNA and where they listen to lame background music while playing bingo on "activity day."
When my mom gets old enough, Im putting her in a nursing home, fo sho!!!
by laurenbobauren April 19, 2009
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A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.
"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."
by newothegreat September 04, 2003
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