Nuclear Cough

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.

Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

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Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen

John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*

by DreamybullxxxNew August 20, 2023

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nuclearrhea

when you have diarrhea and you are shitting so hard that it sounds like a nuclear bomb just exploded

Person 1: "Holy shit Tim was sharting out his ass real hard in the bathroom"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"

by carnette September 26, 2023

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Spermo-nuclear Reaction

The act of placing sperm in a microwave before injection into the uterus, in the hope that the child conceived may grow up to have super powers.

To this day, spermo-nuclear reaction has always ended in dead sperm, but maybe one day, a lucky mother will give birth to Superman.

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016

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The Nuclear Word

Donald Trump’s version of the n-word

The n-word is… no no it’s the nuclear word.

by MemesDude August 8, 2023

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Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE)

When one mixes a large quantity of different types of Tequila and it results in an intense chemical reaction that eventually and inevitably makes the recipient vomit and shit aggressively like nothing they have experienced before.

The chemical reaction takes precisely one hour to occur and affect the recipient. No sooner and no later.

Liam - "Don't drink those desperados mate. You've just had some cherry flavoured Tequila shots."

Adam - "Nah I'm sound me yeno"

1 hour later (on the dot)

Adam - "Arr shit lad I've gotta bail and get the 472 bus home. My stomach isn't feeling too good"

Liam - "Leg it lad! The Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE) is happening now!"

Adam then projectile vomits and shits shortly thereafter.

by LKilby August 31, 2017

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