nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.

I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.

by bluelagoon January 15, 2010

Nine-Side

The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.

Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"

by TheMan1211 January 16, 2011

Nine to Fiving

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.

Yo Ian is nine to fiving right now.

by starkhitecture January 22, 2011

nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.

I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

by Stickee Fingaz September 22, 2013

Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.

Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.

by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015

Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine

The amount of girls I have had sex with

"Dude, I've had sex with Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine girls".

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017

nine to fry

Stoner slang for blazing after work hours; i.e. chilling out after work

Friend: Whats the plan after work?
Josh C:Nine to fry, my good man, nine to fry!

by RileyLou February 6, 2017