Clifton NJ 

Clifton is a city in Passaic NJ that is full of home pot heads that are all black. even the white kids there are black. also every person who lives there eats KFC because that is all that there families can afford, since they are all poor and live in boxes and shit. If you go to Clifton and are not "black" you will be burned by high schoolers with lighters. They will probably be smoking pot when they find you, so they will definitely have some sort of fire with them. Dont go there... like.... ever.... if you like living.....

Person from Clifton: y0 dAwg Imma from dAh hoods of clifton NJ!

Regular Person: shut the fuck up you dueche

Clifton NJ by .o0O|you know who i am|O0o. December 12, 2010

freehold, nj 

Freehold, nj is a place where all of the white trash of new jersey came together and constructed a town. It is home to girls who can't decide on a hair color, claim to have friends, and freqently find themselves asking for a nose job for christmas. Miserable place, avoid it at all costs. If you have a boy hold tight cuz these sluzies would stop at nothing for decent looking dick...

Freehold, nj is a shithole. People there use phrases like, "tell daddy no quals for dinner."

freehold, nj by jen c. <3 January 4, 2006

Delaware, NJ

a nice small town with one blinking light, lots of gas stations and farm land...but everyone knows your shit

God! Stop being such a Delaware, NJ

Delaware, NJ by Angelina Dreamboat August 4, 2008

Annandale, NJ 

very similar to lebanon, nj. annandale is in hunterdon, county, and a bunch of wealthy people live there. it's mostly a bunch of white kids who throw parties all the time since their parents actually think that they're perfect children. annandale and lebanon have some of the best schools in the country, such as north hunterdon high school which has the best teachers in the country. some of the graduates have lived on to be some of the brightest people in the entire world. but not everyone here is smart. some of them are just sluts or druggies who sit around not doing any work while partying. their parents probably have loads of fun looking after them.

Annandale, NJ is very similar to Lebanon, because they are right next to each other. This town has a ton of rich kids but also geniuses. Great combination, right? It's not always fair that the rich kids turn out rich because of their brains.

Annandale, NJ by ~idkmybffjill~ September 5, 2011

Milford NJ 

Milford New Jersey may be a tiny little town, but let me tell you, it is definately one of the best places to live ever! =]

Small towns are absolutely amazing, specifically, Milford NJ!

Milford NJ by bell103 March 10, 2009

east brunswick, nj 

so much trash, it's often mistaken for a landfill. the only time any of the brunswick towns ever saw wealth was when the polak n the italian was rolling through in the tinted ML

Victoria: They'll be back
Anthony: Not again!
Victoria: Smoke a blunt?
Anthony: I'm broke - east brunswick, nj

east brunswick, nj by King of North Jersey November 14, 2011

weird nj

A crap magazine that is full of stupid stories from pussy, punk-ass kids who go to those locations, ruin them by vandalising them and having them closed down or demolished because of their stupid ideas.

I WANTED to go to Demons Alley, but because Weird NJ told every stupid ass kid and his brother about it, they got their first, ruined everything, and it got demolished.

weird nj by Mike July 20, 2004