Mistake

The thing some terrible moms/dads say to their child. ):-(

"Son, YOU'RE A F*CKING MISTAKE. GO DIE."

"B-but mom..." "NO!"

by ●Ohmagodabagle● April 14, 2019

Dirty Mistletoe

Place a mistletoe over your bum-hole and when your partner is making out with your asshole surprise then with a shit.

I gave Randev a good old dirty mistletoe last Christmas

by The Real Raxy November 13, 2020

Lil' Big Mistake

Used to describe an easy, ugly, fat chick you took home and slept with after one too many drinks. You will never call her back and pray that a condom was used.

Thanks for letting me crash your pad last night I owe you. I also owe you a new towel... Lil' Big Mistake made me clean up after myself.

by abramm24 March 25, 2009

Amateur Mistake

(Noun) An error resulting from a profound lack of judgement - usually on an amateur scale.

Fred: Yeah, I got ridiculously drunk and got with my ex-girlfriend last night.
Johnathon: You didn't! That's an amateur mistake!

Alex: Oh no - I left my graphical calculator in radians for all those questions!
Christopher: Oh dear - amateur mistake!

by mkoijn March 11, 2009

mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch

A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!

by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

The new Perfectly Done<3 of YouTube shorts.

People comment this phrase on every single video

Comments: It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

by Jalwaysawake January 6, 2022