We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

malaysian microwave

Giving yourself a Dutch Oven.

Jack was a real freak. Whenever he slept alone, he loved to give himself a Malaysian Microwave.

by JB-Noho December 14, 2008

metal in the microwave

Metal band based out of PA. They will melt your face off.

"Hey Its Metal in the Microwaaaauuughhh!"
Fan at a Metal in the Microwave concert whos face was melted before he could finish his sentence.

by jaaboy May 21, 2007

Vegan microwave

Putting a carrot up your ass

Damn that girl Rebecca invented the vegan microwave.

by Chromatin Nice June 15, 2018

Detroit Microwave

Microwave from Detroit

"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"

by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022

Kit Kat in A Microwave

A lesbian orgy. Lesbian porn is two chocolate bars, a chocolate bar being something someone likes, a Kit Kat in a microwave is a intense lesbian orgy.

That was one hell of a Kit Kat in a microwave.

by TheLaziestGinger July 11, 2019

Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!

I want to participate in Punch a microwave day

by Speegey December 19, 2021