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micro-titties

Extremely small female tits. Differs from the flat-chest in that while a flat-chest has zero percent breast tissue (just nipples on a chest essentially), micro-titties do possess some visible breast tissue, but a very insufficient one.
No man, Madison is not flat chested, her clothes just hide her micro-titties.
by Pic889 September 7, 2019
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Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller
“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”
by Iamtaller September 21, 2019
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Microcunt

When someone isn't quite a Cuntasaurus but has many tendencies of said Cuntasaurus. Also someone that micro manages ever so slightly and/or a combo of both.
Man, Brian is being such a microcunt today, wont stop leaving me notes.
by JonRoDah October 4, 2019
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Microbear

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny
Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”
by paftdunk November 6, 2019
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Micro-boomer

Someone who had total control of a situation and used to micro manage it. They are now desperately grasping at the straws of their micro management and often react in a childish manor when they don't get their way similar to a boomer although they can be from any generation
Ok, Micro-boomer.
by Rylee Leroy Jenkins July 7, 2020
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Micro-blowjob

A shallow fellatio involving physical contact between the giver’s lips and the tip of the receiver’s penis. Aka, lip to tip action.
Wow, Jessy’s so shy she only agreed to give me a micro-blowjob last night!
by Old_Wizard August 28, 2020
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Micro pp

When u have a tiny dick.
Girl: "Ew U have a micro Pp. I don't think we can do this anymore."
Man: "Wait! Holly please!!"
by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020
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