memphis

A city located down south, full of gangs and drugs, Memphis is the city that started the word "crunk" and is also the place quickest to get your car took. Cities such as Dallas and Houston are obsolete compared to Memphis' crime rate.

by mista_nightmare September 7, 2003

Memphis, TN

Not perfect, not terrible. Home of the blues and Elvis Presley, not country music. Makes a mean BBQ. MLK was shot there. Having southern hospitality is necessary if you want to live there. Mud Island and Beale Street are main attractions. Only place that votes Democrat in TN. Dangerous in some areas, but if you stay away from there a very interesting place to be. Sits on a huge fault line. Disease wiped out most of the population a while ago, causing this city the start over. President Obama came to speak to a high school there in 2011.

Man, I went to Memphis, TN for vacation.
Yeah, how was was it?

Cool, not like the stereotype. Didn't get mugged or anything. Real artsy.

by ^Grayson:Memphis~(Girl) June 20, 2011

merp-a-derp

Something to say when the words merp, or derp is mentioned, mostly used by fabulous people.

Jeffery: Merp
Hillary: Derp
Both: Merp-a-Derp

by PANDAmonium March 18, 2014

mermaid

A fish with the upper body of a female porn star.

Hey, you've got a dark spot on your trunks. What's up with that?
That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.

by Mr. Vektor March 3, 2010

Little Mermaid

The feminine rebuttal to being the victim of a Superman by their male partner.

The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.

This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.

Last night my husband gave me a Superman. I was so mad at him that tonight I soaked him with the Little Mermaid.

by HerPetKha December 19, 2013

Merp

The thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a sadistic pervert. When wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with Merp.

Girl: Hey Bro, wassup?
Boy: MY DICK
Girl: ....
Boy: Merp
or
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......

by BetchSlap January 3, 2013

Mermaid

a young female, who portrayts herself in the image of a marmaid. not a real mermaid, with a tail, like ariel.. but with the long hair and hypster style. (high waisted jean shorts, longboards, laidback shirts)

this type of girl tends to be laid back, and doesnt care what others think.. there sense of style is high fasion, but not expensive.
This phrase is commonly used in websites such as, "tumblr."
this type of girl is not a prep nor goth, there lifestyle is a hyspter trendy type.
They live life on the edge and are very unique, they dont care much about school, and are known for skipping classes often.

Although "mermaids" tend to be a bad influence and "badass", they are also loyal and a great friend to have.

wow look at that mermaid, i love her style

"______ " dresses like a marmaid.

theres that meraid skipping again.

by mermaid4life. November 12, 2011