2 definitions by BetchSlap
The thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a sadistic pervert. When wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with Merp.
Girl: Hey Bro, wassup?
Boy: MY DICK
Girl: ....
Boy: Merp
or
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......
Boy: MY DICK
Girl: ....
Boy: Merp
or
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......
by BetchSlap January 3, 2013
going all ballistic and pretending to be offended by off-color humor all the while secretly having their mind in the gutter
"wow, she went all 'killian' on me when i forwarded her that tastless email - and then she sent it to all her skanky friends claiming it was hers"!
by BetchSlap January 9, 2008