Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.

woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..

by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010

Accidental Mersh

A band that was popular around Memphis in 2000. The band consisted of Andrew VanWynGarden and Hank Sullivant. Andrew VanWynGarden was attending White Station High School at the time, while Hank Sullivant was a university student. The band wrote two full-length albums, Mirror Israeli and the self-titled Accidental Mersh.

Sullivant went on to form the band called The Whigs. When VanWyngarden formed MGMT with Ben Goldwasser, Sullivant was one of the original guitarists for the band's live shows.

In MGMT's Valentine's Day Live Chat on Facebook, Feb 14th, 2011, a question was asked of the band about who the former live member was. The band replied: "His name is Hank Sullivant. He plays in Kuroma now and splits his time between Athens, GA, New York, and Memphis. He's now contemplating a move to LA. Keep your eyes peeled for Hank!"1

Some of the songs written by Accidental Mersh are Mama's Got a Case of Funk, Joan, Mirror Israeli, Birthdays in the Graveyard, and Discoiled.

by EmGeeEmTee March 27, 2011

Blade Merchant

It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.

"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"

"Ken mate, he's a bam"

by BeckyBoo21421995 September 4, 2016

handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

by von groovy September 15, 2019

Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

by gilo December 2, 2004

mershaq

the mystical creature that is half mermaid, and have shaqueille o neil.

we're ôriding on a mershaq backô

by wowowowowowowwoooooooo July 18, 2007

merphed

The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.

Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.

I'm too merphed to move!

I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.

by Kelsey and Bobby -------son March 24, 2008