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Kid-term Memory Loss

When an adult forgets completely what they were like as a child, so they think no young teen ever swears, that they all want sex so shouldn't date, and care about some stupid jokes, because they forget that as a kid they did swear, they didn't have sex till much later in their life, and they hated those jokes.
Bob-I'm grounded for a week because I sweared in front of my mom.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
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Pornographic Memory

The ability to remember any movie, book or event perfectly, but with more sex.
To many, her pornographic memory seemed like a gift but recollections of family reunions were quite awkward and traumatic.
by evtron April 18, 2011
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PMS ( painful memory syndrom)

painful memory syndrome : When someone does or says something that reminds you of a very painful memory causing you to have PMS (painful memory syndrome)
Don't talk about streaking...that makes me think of the time we saw those old guys naked...ugh talk about "PMS ( painful memory syndrom)"
by T-Niz October 9, 2008
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Microwave Memory

The list of Microwaveable foods in which you have the exact instructions memorized.
Bob: Aw damn i threw away the box for the wings, and it had the instructions on it.

Mark: No problemo bro, ive got em stored in my microwave memory!

Bob: good looks!
by Who Is Suspect January 24, 2011
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Pork down memory lane

Sex with an ex-lover you haven't seen in awhile.
How did your meeting with your ex-girlfriend go? Oh really great. It ended with a pork down memory lane!
by BeeArr January 16, 2011
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bad memory

guy1 : do you know her ?
guy2: i dont know ! i have a bad memory
by Notjoseph June 26, 2014
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Photographic Memory

When your memory of a party derives from photographs of the event rather than the event itself, because you were too fucking drunk to remember any of it.
Yeeeah, well I don't really remember any of Friday night, but I saw all the pictures, so I do have a really good photographic memory!
by Scalcar June 6, 2009
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