matted hit

when there’s still a tiny hit left, but it tastes disgusting.

usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.

“Hey man, is this still going?”

“Uhh, yeah. It’s probably a matted hit, though.”

by ac3xyz123 November 24, 2018

dont matter had sex

When you have smash a girl and maybe your friends also smashed and your not smashing no more. Or meet someone you dont know who also has smashed the same girl

"We both had sex with her bro. Whaaaattt?" Nice! "dont matter had sex"

by Gangbang69 June 22, 2014

Dark matter reactor

Metal balls middle of four pew pew things lol

Dark matter reactor go brr when meltdown

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt August 31, 2021

ms mateo

an annoying balding teacher who says "okayyy soo.." for a living

ms mateo is always yelling okay so like just stfu

by concashzz July 2, 2023

create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.

Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.

by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010

fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Mateo

A guy with a huge dick that every girl wants,even if they are not bitches...he's also very sexy and always looks good.Usually a latino with a very hot accent.

Girl:OMG,there's Mateo I want to fuck him so badly

by qqwertyuiop October 12, 2010